pocket cabbage

A wad of dollar bills won by playing flip cup (last man standing version). Everybody puts their dollar into a pile on the table, and by the end of the round, the money is likely drenched in beer. Whoever wins all the money puts the crumpled up, beer soaked dollars into his pocket. The next morning when the money is discovered in the pocket, it has dried up into a nice clump of crispy pocket cabbage!

Hey bud, can I borrow a dollar?
Sure, but it might take a minute for me to untangle it from this head of pocket cabbage in my pocket.

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Cabbage Sack

A dude with a smelly ass ball sack.

The whole locker room smells like cabbage sack dude. Go shower.

Froth Cabbage

The revolting creamy aftermath of a heavily abused vagina after a double penetration.

Also see: Two bulldogs fighting over a jar of mayonnaise

After rigorously sledgehammering her roast beef sandwich, clarissa was a dripping froth cabbage.

Clarissa thought she knew it all until we gave her a froth cabbage

cabbage hands

An arrangement of phalanges attached by connective tissue to a carnival worker's wrists. Typically small in nature and having the aroma of cabbage.

Luke: Last night I got jerked off by a carnie.

Dan: Wow, how was it?

Luke: Amazing. My cock looked huge in his tiny cabbage hands.

Cabbage White

Common name given to the Cabbage Butterfly (species Pieris rapae), which is a small white butterfly that is widespread and populations can be found across Europe, North Africa, Asia, and Great Britain. It has also been accidentally introduced to North America, Australia and New Zealand.

{Marge}: Honey, look over there! There's a Cabbage White fluttering around that rhody bush.
{Drake}: It's a small white butterfly for Christ sakes -- as if I gave a rat's patootie about it!!!

Dense Cabbage

Used as an insult to idiots or people who stand up for a specific idiot.

p1 stands up for somebody spamming

p1: this dude is totally not spamming.
p2: you dense cabbage-

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Bum Cabbage

Someone who is past Douche bag but has not yet become a complete degenerate of a person.

Guy 1: yo, did you see the new kid today?
Guy 2: yeah, but that guy is just Bum Cabbage