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Describes the protective "cage" you form with your hand around your balls when somebody (possible a sibling or friend) wants to throw, shoot, or hit you with something. In your mind you have concluded that this projectile will cause minimal damage if it hits most places on your body; however you have also concluded if it happens to hit your sack, it could cause major damage, projectile vomiting, and possibly public shame. So with fingers spread wide and slightly curled in, and every muscle in your hand flexing to absorb the possible blow, you stand there like an idiot, and let something hit you. But it's OK because you know deep down in your heart that at least your balls will live to see another day.
"Hey man take off your shirt and let me shoot you with my paint ball gun from across the yard."
"OK!" (walks across yard and turn around)
(friend FIRES quickly)
"WHAT THE FUCK MAN!! WHY'D YOU SHOOT I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE MY BALL CAGE UP YET!!!!"
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Trapped by society. You hate your job, but you can't quit it, because you have to much dets, and don't want to disappoint people around you. Loveless marrage etc.
Hey, you look depressed, are you ok?
I'm just a rat in a cage. sometimes i think death is my only way out of this.
I just wanna live a different life.
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"aww dude that actor just did a Nicholas Cage"
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A designated "protest zone", surrounded by barbed wire and armed guards. The Democratic Party set up such a zone several blocks away from their 2004 Convention, and it is likely these zones will become more and more frequent at national events in the future.
But the fact that somebody can use the words "freedom" and "cage" in the same sentence -- and still manage to maintain a straight face -- is simply amazing.
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When two sexual partners kneel ass to ass and simotaneously defecate in an attempt to insert eachother's feces into their own ass.
They were making love passionately when Jim suggested to Dan that they do the nicholas cage.
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a immortal who is also an actor. nicholas cage will walk the earth for years to come. if you look up nicholas cage being an immortal you will see a picture of him from the civil war.
nicholas cage has lived for centuries.
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To masterbate.
Butthead: Uhh, do you know what Cage the Elephant means?
Beavis: (mumbles) Oh yeah ha. Uhh, like um ha (says) choking your chicken? hahahahahaha
Butthead: Beavis, you think everything means that. But uhh, in this case it does. hahahaha
Beavis: ha Whoa! ha. That guy just caged his elephant hahaha.
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