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Charles Calvin

The action of running things over or crashing into things with military vehicles, more commonly a helicopter while singing

Person 1: *has a helicopter*

Person 2: Let's run things over with it!

Person 1: No, i am not committing a Charles Calvin

by Crab Cowboy June 7, 2021


Calvin Cab

A random car that you flag down and offer to pay to take you home after a night drinking if no real cabs are present and you are desperate for a ride.

"It was fucking freezing out, so we had to calvin cab it home last night."

by shipper1 September 17, 2009


Dirty Calvin

1. When a man pulls out and cums so hard he shoots into his own mouth, doesn't let it faze him, and pulls her down to kiss him, transferring the cum.

Last night we were having sex and, at the last minute, he pulled out and went dirty Calvin on me.

by Benyumin June 13, 2019

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Calvin Klein

Doing lines or bumps of coke and ketamine at the same time

user1: Who wants to Calvin Klein?!
user2: I do, I do!!!
user3: You betta werk bitch! CK'ing is fierce!!

by CA dream'in August 2, 2006

243👍 71👎


Calvin’s Law

Coined by League of Legends streamer Elite500 (Calvin), it states

> Giving a bad player kills will not make him better.

That is, the better player will win in all likelihood, regardless of leads gained early game. One should take comfort in his skill above his opponent rather than frustration with circumstances caused by jungler dynamics or other arbitraries, fundamentally out of his control.

Calvin’s Law is ultimately a generalization of common economic knowledge, that lump-sum cash transfers are typically the least effective type of aid which can be given (most notably, the cash transfer programs undertaken by numerous US NGOs in developing areas of Africa). Research by the Overseas Development Institute finds that the risk of corruption, lack of longer-term investment opportunities, and lack of infrastructure and training often render lump-sum cash transfers as the worst alternative among such options as direct training/building/humanitarian aid or regular smaller cash transfers.

Put another way, Calvin’s Law is commentary on the increasingly nepotic and privileged social dynamics of modern society, and a statement of hope despite such conditions. That, regardless of one’s birth and upbringing, as long as one possesses the skill necessary, deserved success will come, in due time.

This isn’t a death, it’s my Calvin’s Law angle!

by Gilgameshx0 February 22, 2023

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Calvin and Hobbes

the best damn thing since sliced bread! one of the funniest comics ever made about a six-year-old kid and his imaginary stuffed tiger. once you start reading one, you can't put it down.

i've read every single calvin and hobbes. bill watterson got skill.

by Antonia!!! February 7, 2009

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Steve Calvin

Steve (RealplayE) Calvin is the leader of the ICO, AKA the largest Drago Dragon raiding group ever created. Steve Calvin is the coolest kid you'll ever meet.

Person 1: omg have you heard of Steve Calvin?
Person 2: omg yess he's so cool omggg
Person 1: ikrr

by beaterofmeat46920 June 15, 2021