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The vile act of pooping in a old candle holder, then running a wick through it. After letting it set, light candle in enemy's house.
I just pulled the Canadas history of my old boss. Gotcha bitch!
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A popular Candian sexual act involving shoving moose antlers, a bottle of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup up the vagina.
Girl #1: "Why are you limping? Eh?"
Girl#2: "Me and John did a Canada's History last night."
Girl#1: " Sounds fun, eh?"
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The depraved sex act of taking moose antlers, covering them in maple syrup and then impaling hookers on each point, whereupon a midget fucks the stanley cup while the onlookers are fellated by the antler engorged prostitutes
My girl subscribed to Canada's History the other day, I CAME SO FUCKING HARD
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the most depraved sex act ever
if one were to ever perform canadas history in bed, utter destruction is sure to ensue...
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The history of unimaginable sex acts with the indigenous fauna of Canada.
I saw a pack of elk and went all Canada's History on their asses.
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Canada's History (illegal in some states) is a sex act between a man and a woman and another man and a moose. The woman first douses herself with a bottle of maple syrup, while the 2 men "fluff" the moose. then, the woman grabs the moose antlers and props herself up by stepping on the 2 men. She then Shits into a cup (preferably the Stanly cup) afterwords the men smear the shit all over themselves and the 3 people start going at it under the moose while the moose pees on them. after the deed is done the collect all the leftover "juices" bottle them up, and sell it as "Beaver's Love Syrup"
Did you see Steven Colbert's sex tape? I can't Believe he did the "Canada's History" with Jon and Martha Stewart!
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Possibly the most disgusting sexual act in "History". The act requires moose antlers, maple syrup the Stanley cup, and a live beaver. Also a Celine Dion album is recommended for maximum effect. The "Canada's History" starts when the male/female takes the moose antlers to the anus of his/her partner, individually placing each branch inside his/her partners anus, using the maple syrup as lubrication. When the Stanley cup comes into play, it turns into a 2 girls 1 cup sort of scenario, Google it. Be careful with the next step, it involves the beaver and they bite, but its worth it.
John- "Yo, I picked up this chick at the bar last night, and we performed Canada's History over at my place, it was awesome!"
Billy- "Be careful man that's illegal here."
John- "Yeah I know, you don't even want to hear what I had to do to get the Stanley cup."
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