Random
Source Code
Random
The tiring effects of travelling a long distance in a motor vehicle. Similar to jet lag.
Wow, that was a really long flight. I think I have jet lag.
Yeah, well I have car lag from having to pick you up from the airport!
77👍 3👎
A grandma car is basically your run of the mill 1990's sedan with low kilometers. Typical Grandma cars are the Chevrolet Caprice, Ford Taurus, Toyota Camry, Chrysler Intrepid, Honda Accord, Nissan Altima, Pontiac G6 and Any and/or all Buick or Mercury cars. These cars also must have Unpaid Parking tickets on the dashboard along with hard candy and Efferdent Denture Cleaning Crystals to be considered a True "Grandma Car." A grandma car must also be slow as molasses in a Canadian Winter and in dire need of an oil change.
"Dude, Why did you buy such a grandma car?"
Somebody who spends all of their time driving around in a car and playing Pokemon Go. They are usually too fat to walk. Their only joy in life comes from feeling like they are accomplished in a game about walking.
Whenever my kids try to play Pokemon Go at the park, a car shows up and the gym is taken by TommLe6969 and SilverSnailR. Wow, those people are hardcore car incels.
52👍 2👎
The car gif is a well known animated edit of two characters named Chrollo, and Kurapika. It depicts the two in a back seat of a car having sexual intercourse, while having chrollo tied up. Kurapika is on top of him, while Chrollo is laying on the car seat.
That car gif of Kurapika and Chrollo doing it is so weird!
(Tiktok: Stinkykurapikasimp)
71👍 2👎
A person that you see in their car who looks deceivingly hot. Only upon closer inspection or when they exit their vehicle do you notice they are not as hot as they first appeared.
I was checking out this blond chick in the BMW, but when she pulled up next to me at the stoplight, I could tell she was just a car hottie.
A purple pickup truck with a front bumper that looks similar to Thanos' nutsack of a chin.
312👍 20👎
A game of endurance between 2 or more people, only playable on a hot day.
To play, park your car and, with the engine still running, turn the air conditioning off, wind up the windows and turn the heater onto full power. All the players must sit in the car for as long as they can take it. The first to get out of the car loses.
For added tension, bring a thermometer.
Guy #1: It's so hot and humid... This fan isn't even helping.
Guy #2: Perfect conditions for a game of Car Sauna!