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Your wife gives you a drunken blowjob in her 1998 Lexus and after you finish you slap her in the face with your now limp cock. Otherwise known as a great Friday night.
We had so much to drink last night I got a "Minnesota Car Wash" while we were parked in the driveway!
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The act of using a flu stricken persons phlegm ridden diarrhea as impromptu lubricant to aid in stifling the abundance of friction being produced when engaged in violent masturbation.
Ex.:
Wank: 'man I wish I had some lube'
BooBoo: 'dude, ever heard of a Brunswick County Car Wash? just use some of my gut mush. It's chalk full of phlegm on account I have recently taken ill. It'll reduce friction but it smells like straight colon'
Wank: 'ok sounds good'
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After fucking a chick you don't take a shower. Then you go out and fuck another chick with the first woman's juices getting washed off your cock by her pussy.
Dude! I fucked Jenny this morning, left for work without showing and I just banged that slut Monica she gave my dick a rock star car wash.
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While having oralsex the guy is on bottom, licking the womans vagina, while she gives him a blow job. The car wash is complete once the guy has ejaculated on the women's face and she has cum on his face, their mouth's will be minty fresh.
That german car wash made me cum so hard on her face
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The Act of tea bagging an individual after he/she has vomited upon your ball sack.
While going down on him the drunk chick threw up all over Richard's junk. As an act of retribution he gave her a Mexican Car Wash
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The act of pouring or waterfalling as many beers as possible into ones mouth and/or shirt at a celebration or party. Often, a friend is enlisted to help increase the flow of alcohol.
When Mile won the beer pong tournament, he celebrated with a Big Country Car Wash
Having intercourse while rolling around the streets of San Francisco during a rainstorm.
Tom - "Dam there sure is a lot of shit on the streets today"
Betty - "It's supposed to rain today, we should do a San Francisco Car Wash"