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Career drinker

Those who incorporate drinking into every fabric of their being.

Cancun is full of career drinkers, who see only the bottom of their glasses and wallets.

by Whosetosay February 22, 2024


Start Their Political Career

To forcefully have relations with an unwilling participant. Bonus points if they're underage.

Did you hear that Ron got caught trying to start their political career at the bar last night?

by Madd/Modd January 21, 2021


legal career

The process of working in the legal field, whereby a creative mind is whittled down to create a sophisticated but mindless rule follower that is paid to worry about other people's boring problems that no one would otherwise try to fix if it wasn't for the large amounts of cash that temporarily covers the meaninglessness of the once creative mind's new life.

"Did you hear that Bill graduated law school and is going into a legal career?"

"Yea, that poor guy will be a rich divorced alcoholic misanthrope in 10 years."

by jon_newhart April 30, 2014


career period

n. when one becomes periodically overly emotional about the current state of his/her job/career.

Frankie was complaining about "not being where he should be with his MBA" and how "he should have been a manager by now". I think he's just having his career period.

by Kwifer Sutherland July 14, 2011


pepperoni career

meaning it’s essential but it exciting.

1: so where do you work?
2: oh you know, that supermarket on 14th
1: oh nice!
2: Yeah, I got that pepperoni career on lock down!

by Mrs Mrs Mrs May 11, 2021


jeet career

The occupation of Sir Latchalot.

by Anonymous August 30, 2003


career fapper

When you spend all day at work fappin or fappin the boss under the desk

Career fapper - to be a carrer fapper you play with your dick all day at work or the bosses dick

by stretch nutzz April 30, 2016