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A hypothetical women who wants to stop the ownership of exotic animals just so she can have the biggest tiger farm
That woman told me to not put my tiger in a cage when her tigers are in much smaller cages than mine, she must be Carole Baskin
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Having sex in santa costumes while singing Xmas songs
Person 1: Do you want to go Xmas caroling with me tonight?
Person 2: No, I'm XXXmas caroling with my mother.
Person 1: Kinky! Will you shove a candy cane up her butt so she can get that high pitch note?
Person 2: Hell yeah my dude
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where is carol baskins husband? Check the septic tank
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A woman who hoards a zoo's worth of big cats in name of providing sanctuary.
"I heard that crazy hippie cat ladyfed her ex husband to the big cats"
"That's some Carole Baskin shit, dude."
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The newest definition of male karma. On-par with dirty Betty Broderick & Lorena Bobbitt, except this biotch has man-eating tigers, weird Netflix flex & TikTok sponsors.
If you dont shut up I will Carole Baskin you- so help me Lord!
A fudgey Carol is when you creampie a female while fingering her rectum, then scoop out creampie with rectum finger(s) and shove them in your partner's mouth.
For our anniversary, she let me give her a fudgey carol.
The uninvited act of masturbating in somebody's bushes while you watch them through the window.
I went Canadian caroling last night for four hours over at Jenny's house.
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