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Celebrity glitter

A term that best describes a Celebrities expensive jewelry.
Slang for BLING BLING.
Neck Candy.

Just look at all of that Celebrity glitter.
They must call them Stars cause of all that Celebrity glitter.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 10, 2008

30๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


celebrity clause

A celebrity clause is a pact made between two partners who are engaged in a serious relationship in which both partners, if given the chance, may engage in intimate relations with a celebrity one time. Once a partner has used his or her free hook up they are barred from any other future celebrity hook up. Jealousy may not play a part in this clause as each partner has the understanding that actually meeting a celebrity is slim as well as each partner both have the same general chance/opportunity for such a relationship.

So I met (enter celebrity name) on the subway yesterday and enacted my celebrity clause. We had some serious 'relations' back at a Super 8 Motel; I'll never be able to watch Giada at Home the same ever again.

by PMoneyInTheHouse December 31, 2015


Celebrity Skin

#1. An awesome song by the band Hole
#2. The feeling or being you get when you've been causing scandal/ gossip.

Guy 1- Hey baby, i hear ya got wasted on the weekend and slept with my friend here
Guy 2- Yeah, you were so good that I got it on tape
Girl 1- Oh no I shouldn't have done that
Girl 2- Girl, you've got Celebrity Skin

by shani. x August 31, 2008

14๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Celebrity Chaser

People that position themselves within certain circles of friends to appear as though they are friends with celebrities. Often, the actual celebrity is stupid enough to consider a celebrity chaser to be a real friend or acquaintance. A celebrity chaser typically resides in Los Angeles and holds a degree from the University of Southern California.

All of Leinart's "friends" in Los Angeles are celebrity chasers that are seeking a full-time role on MTV's "The Hills."

by alvin888 January 9, 2009

11๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


premature celebration

Throwing a party or celebrating an event before it is appropriate. Most often done in an effort to fit the schedule of someone other than the party honoree.

Kelly: Why are we having cake today? Isn't Cara's birthday next Friday?

Mark: Yeah, but her boss is on vacation next week, so we're having a premature celebration.

by Fireball D May 7, 2009

19๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Web Celebrity

A web celebrity is an individual
whose fame is primarily derived from their Internet presence. Many of the top web
celebs have a proven following that rivals popular television programs.
Specifically, the iStardom Top 10 has a fan base exceeding 8 million people.

Web celebrities are an entirely new breed of stars and ones that have rising
influence," said Daisy Whitney, TelevisionWeek's new media reporter and host of
the New Media Minute. Brand marketers, production companies, and
traditional media should pay attention to who's hot online and find creative
ways to partner with them.

A web celebrity is someone whose primary source of fame originates from the Internet." This is in contrast to news sources, movies, TV, books, etc.

by cloutyg February 14, 2009

16๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


strawberry celebration

A sexual act in which a man has intercourse with a woman while on her menstrual cycle. Before ejaculation the man withdraws his penis, draws a parring knife, and proceeds to hack at the base of his penis until the member is detached. The man then raises fore-mentioned member to his oral cavity and blows through the urethra, releasing a shower of both his blood and his partners menstrual blood like confetti. He then takes the hollowed shaft and dices it into small cube shape pieces. Once diced the woman's left breast is filleted from the body and also hollowed. The penis cubes are then gently placed inside the hollow breast which is promptly sewn into a pouch. The menstrual blood is then used to paint festive decorations onto the pouch, which is then express mailed to small Mexican children to be used as a pinata.

Man#1: How was your date last night?

Man#2: Rather festive but I am experiencing a slight pain in my neither regions.

Man#1: Why's that, cheif?

Man#2: I had my first strawberry celebration.

Brad: Story of my life! Zing!

by Jimatt Walhofer July 1, 2008

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