Chain letters are annoying, but some of them are so stupid you can't help but laugh.
Here's a chain letter I recieved today:
there was a girl named gween tea she went to take a crap and she sharted out a nuclear bomb every one died if u donβt send this to 200 billion people in 1 second gween tea will come and shit on your head.
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a type of text to trick people, you must be really gulible to believe it.
ex:
Joe- if you send this to 666 people in the next 69 minutes youll have the best day of your life, if you dont you will burn and disenegrate. my friend didnt do it and hasnt been seen in years.
Bob- fuck igotta do this chain mail i dont wanna be burnt
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This is a sexual act where a group of men will all be giving and recieving anal sex at the same time. They will stand in a circle, facing each others backs, where they will perform anal sex on the guy in front whilst recieving at the same time from the guy behind, giving a domino effect, a mininuim of seven men are needed to perform this orgy.
This is also called anal ring, mexican anal wave, and ring of fire, shunt track, 7 man shuffle.
Lets get in the circle guys and perform the chain gangbang, since, adam wants to give and jordan wants to recieve!
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forwarded e-mail which threatens to ruin yor sex life unless you send it to 20 people within 5 minutes of receiving it.
OMG guys, Jesus wrote this chain letter 2000 years ago despite the fact of not having a computer and if you dont send it to 80 friends within the next hour in order to save a starving ugandan orphan with syphilis he will zap your testicles off!
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The effect of one thing happening, only for other things, usually negative, to happen because of it.
Person 1: The baby woke up last night, so I lost sleep, so I was less productive, so I didn't get my project done, so my grade is shit, so I can't go to the concert tonight.
Person 2: Aw shit, you got hit by a Chain Reaction.
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Chain dangle- the view of a person with a chain while they are having sexual intercourse with you
I want to see your chain dangle over me while we knock boots.
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When something is posted in a group chat or server and a continuous train of people react in the same way without stopping.
"I just got a dog!"
(An emoji chain then takes place.)
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