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A great premise for a TV network, but half the time they're talking about World War 2 or high tech stuff that belongs on Tech TV or the Discovery Channel.
I really wish the History Channel would have more stuff on the Vikings or Roman Empire.
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The go-to place for little rich girls who want to be famous, and in-the-closet pre-pubescent boys that are trying to convince people that they are straight. These children are usually featured in Children's TV Shows for about five years, and then have suddenly turned into either extreme sluts, or junkies (occasionally both!). About a year after that, these poor lost souls have had horrible publicity and/or suicidal thoughts. This is the ongoing cycle of the Disney Channel (a.k.a. the passageway to hell). The ending result is a 20-25 year old with fake hair, unhealthy weight, and ongoing hate from the social media and Shane Dawson.
Late 90's kid: I miss Miley Cyrus, The Jonas Brothers, and Demi Lovato. What happened to them?
21st Century Kid: Have you been living under a rock? Miley Cyrus has a horrible haircut and is married to Liam Hemsworth, The Jo-Bros are all broke and married with only one song out (Pom Poms) which is only about girl's asses, and Demi Lovato has been in rehab for cutting. Seriously, how could you have missed all of this?
Late 90's Kid: C'mon, all Disney Channel stars can't be THAT bad. What about Vanessa Hudgens?
21st Century Kid: Got kicked off of Disney Channel for posting naked pictures online, and had sex with James Franco in Spring Breakers.
Late 90's Kid: So I guess that the Disney Channel really IS just a workshop where good kids go bad and bratty kids are glorified.
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Shows only retards and gays watch
disney channel is sooooooooooo lame... "kids just like you"
yeah right,how many kids out there:
1. Live in a 5 star hotel
2. Are physic
3. Get to live in the white house'
4. are from the year 2121
5. some country singer, that hid the truth from her friends
i know there are tons more, but i hate them. they can't even show ads that dont show their lame ass shows. The fact everyone is happy is quite disturbing..
ALSO their shows have NO PLOT or their production codes are fucked up. Take Lizzie Mc Gurie, The show begain over a lame IM rumor, then it ended on some dumb kiddie show ..
see a "show" needs a plot, so meaning the show will begain with a introduction, and the end can be with changes in the family, a guy starting to date a girl or something... NOT some lame ass ramdom plot.
and WTF is worng with "oh my god" its not like your saying gods name in vain
disney channel NEEDS to change their ways.... BIG TIME
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A good channel that all of a sudden became all about slutty singers and gay actors like Miley Cyrus, Demi Levato, Selena Gomez, and the gayest one of all:Joe Jonas. Disney Channel's bad streak began with the addition of Hannah Montana's second season, and has since then gone down hill, until 2007 when Disney Channel announced Phineas and Ferb, the only show, until Good Luck, Charlie that was actually watchable. Disney Channel appeals to 9 year olds, lesbians, and dumbasses
Disney Channel's rule may never end.... NEVER!
See also: fail, whores, and Nickelodeon
Ex1:
Duchebag: OMG! I love that slutty Miley Cyrus on her soon to be ending show Hannah Montana!
Dumbfuck: You watch that? I watch Wizards Of Waverly Place, starring the ultra slutty Selena Gomez
Some Jonas Obsessed Chick: I WATCH JONAS! HOW ABOUT YOU? I WANNA FUCK NICK JONAS, JOE JONAS AND KEVIN JONAS DURING A FOURSOME!!! LOLOLOL
Dumbfuck and Duchebag: Make that a Sixsome
Ex 2:
Person 1: I miss Lizzie McGuire, Kim Possible, and So Weird.
Person 2: I hate the new Disney Channel, it's full of Sluts now!
Ex 3:
Person 1: OMG! I LOVE Phineas and Ferb!!! It Rocks!
Person 2: Eww, it'll be lame soon
(20 minutes l8r)
Person 2: OMGZ! That's bomb show!
Person 1: Told ya! The only one Disney got right!
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a channel that tis now cheesy but all 90's kids shall remember as "the shit"
not 90's smol child: DISNEY CHANNEL IS THE BEST EVER
90's kid: *sadness for smol child* they will never understand *sings along to best of both world while fan girling over Hilary Duff
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The porn channel. This is what yo daddy's been watching when you and yo mama ain't home.
Father: That spoiled bitch and little brat aren't home. TIME TO GO SWITCH TO CHANNEL 69!
*hears a loud knock on the door*
Father: Oh damn!
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(n) a wealthy right-wing religious conservative group that hopes to clear all channels of independent thought from the airwaves by purchasing every radio station in the country and silencing any opinions that conflict with their extreme Republican agenda
It's really interesting how Clear Channel all of a sudden considers Howard Stern to be obscene so soon after he starting spewing anti-Bush propaganda.
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