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When a man rubs smegma onto breasts then cums over them.
Did you hear what Jamie did to that girl the other night? He gave her a penis cheesecake!
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Have a friend hide in your closet when you are fucking a girl doggystyle, Pull out, Spit on her back so she thinks you got off, She turns around, Blow in her face, Your friend that is hiding in the closet, jumps out and punches the girl in the face.
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Where Penny from The Big Bang Theory works, and where Bernadette from The Big Bang Theory used to work.
Person 1: Wanna go to the cheesecake factory?
Person 2: Isn't that where Penny works.
Person 1: Yes
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While getting head, you pull out and shoot your load on her face, making the cheesecake. Then you proceed to punch her in the nose to make the cherries.
She was being a real bitch, so I gave here a cherry cheesecake.
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No one wants to knock up a Tijuana hooker so everyone nuts in their ass. Later, when they take a shit, there is a nice layer of creamy "cheesecake" on the shitty crust.
"I may have to refill my Valtrex, but making three Tijuana cheesecakes for 20 bucks is worth it."
"Don't use the shitter dude, one of these hookers left a Tijuana Cheesecake on the upper deck."
The act of performing a cream pie with a set of busty Japanese twin sisters, or first cousins in a pinch
Pho gave the Shang sisters the old Japanese cheesecake last night.
The act of sandblasting a lady’s face with jizz whilst up to the second knuckle in your own rusty sheriff’s badge and then finishing up by giving her a dirty sanchez
Steve always maintained that it was the moment he gave Maria a Follygate Cheesecake that he truly knew that she was the one for him