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Literally the only reason we passed our science/math courses.
Me: "Bro, you've gotta check The Organic Chemistry Tutor out, he's amazing!"
You: "Alright, I can't wait!"
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Perhaps the most fucked up academic institution in the world. Professors have free reign to verbally and emotionally constantly insult their students and make their lives hell. Basic human rights such as sleep and food become a luxury to a student in chemistry at Montana State University. Often students are forced to down massive amounts of caffeine and riddilin to keep up. Typical masters degrees take 4-6 years to obtain and PhDs typically take 6-9 years.
The Chemistry Department - MSU is hell
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(as a verb) to do or complete the daily, and often boring, household chores one is responsible for as a child living at his parents house.
This definition stems from the often objective observation that most high school kids today not only hate chemistry, but consider it boring as well as a chore.
a boy comes from school and says to his mother: i want to go and watch and porn video and later go my girlfriends house. his mother responds: before doing whatever it is you have proposed i want you to do your chemistry.
son: which one: physical, organic, inorganic, analytical, or biological?
mother: no you twit. i want you to take out the recycling and the trash, wash the dishes and drive your little sister to ballet classes; otherwise i am cutting off your allowance.
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"Do you know the organic chemistry tutor?"
"Yeah I do, he's a f**King Legend"
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Someone who has no idea what the possible outcomes of an input will bring about, it relates to the risk one takes when mixing unknown chemicals together, and that a monkey is likely to attempt something multiple times until it gets some kind of response.
If I was you I would not let that guy work on my computer, he is like a Monkey with a chemistry set.
the lab student who is forced to do someone else's dishes after finishing chemistry lab for the entire semester
Steve: Josh, get your ass over her and do my lab dishes. I'm not gonna ask you again.
Josh: Ok, my apologies yes sir.
Josh's crush: Damn, look at Josh over their doing Steve's lab dishes. Washing those beakers spotlessly clean, damn.
Josh's crush's boyfriend: Yeah, that man is officially a chemistry lab bitch.
Since chemistry is generally defined as a difficult major reserved for only the brightest and most studious students, a girl who is "no chemistry major" is likely of average or below average intelligence.
This phrase is most often used to refer to women who perceive themselves to be much smarter than they actually are.
Jimbo: Did you hear Karen trying to argue about the economy last night? She really made herself look like an idiot.
Nelson: Yeah, she's no chemistry major.
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