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When a woman inahales a large amount of smoke from a bong and holds it for a minute. Just before she exhales, you shove your dick deep into the back of her throat, blocking her airway, so she can't exhale just as if a chimney was clogged.
My gf wouldn't go past 3rd base, so I gave her a chimney clog till she passed out and made her go all the way without her knowing.
Using one's 1970's moustache and a particularly strong tongue to clean out a gay man's butt with a powerful sweeping action
Freddie Mercury gave his boyfriend one heck of a chimney sweep!
Noun meaning:
1. The path on which you find your way home to that which is essential in an otherwise distraction-filled world.
2. Mindful parenting.
3. Demonstrating that you give a damn.
Synonyms: STRONG, HAPPY, FAMILY
Antonyms: Distracted parenting
To hell with the rat race, my family and I are on the Chimney Trail.
Chimney dick refers to a male with very little (or no) ejaculate. This can be caused by excessive masturbation or sex. Scientists disagree on whether it is hereditary or not though smokers tend to be more prone to this condition... hence the double entendre.
You neeeed to quit smoking so we can have this baby... ain't nobody gettin pregnant when all you bringin is your chimney dick sputtering smoke stacks.
This is the equivelent of tackle bag but applies only to a woman. A chimney sweep would be a man sought after for only a one night romp for the purpose of keeping the female genitalia current and up to date.
Jess hadn't slept with anyone in a few months so she went to the bar in hopes of locating a chimney sweep to bring her sex life back to active status.
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It is a sex position where the man finishes in a girl's anus. Then proceeds to lift her up and at a slight angle till the cum from her anus flows back out then drips into the males mouth. It will take some practice, and it isn't a bad thing to have a history of weight lifting.
"Brace yourself woman, here comes the Heavenly Chimney"
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One who smokes so much you mine as well see smoke coming out of the chimney at there establishment
Jeeze! Another one chimney cricket?
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