Choir dork

A kid who is in choir and kind of annoying, pretty much the equivalent to a band dork. They are so obsessed with choir that they do the warm-ups at full volume in the shower, and stock their director on social media. They’re friends with other choir nerds and choir dorks, they worship the director like there The supreme Lord of everything. They are smarter than band dorks, but they can be just as weird. Note: they are arch enemies with band geeks and band nerds.

Polly: Jacob is such a choir dork, he hangs out with others of his kind.

Choir camp

The opposite of band camp, A place where choir kids, choir nerds, and choir freaks go to be themselves. You basically sing for five hours straight. And there’s a 60% chance that it’s next to a band camp.

I had so much fun at choir camp, we prank the band camp over there.

Show Choir

A group for closeted men and girls who can’t sing; joined so that they can say they’re in a “sport” even though none of them can run a 50 meter.

Student 1: I fucking hate that kid.
Student: yeah he’s in Show Choir to make it worse
Student 1: what a fag

Show choir

Some thing I hope to join one day. (Me currently being 14) A bunch of sequin clad highschoolers dancing and singing. With too much energy at their shows, and always on overdrive 24 seven. They tend to have short attention span‘s, and are always sleep deprived. 80% of them also want to be on Broadway. Overall seems pretty good.

Show choir

youth choir

the only place where pt cruiser driving skinny nerd instrument boys can feel happy
a repulsive waste of a really nice church service
a hideout for ugly Jesus freaks and their girlfriends

"i hate going to youth choir with the nerds because they all try to make me feel bad for looking hot in jeans"
"youth choir makes me puke because no one can sing and the only thing on anyones mind is hooking up in a pt cruiser while eating zaxby's"

Choir Kids

Either the most sunshine people on the face of the earth or edgy toxic little waste of a human being

Micheal: Should i join choir?
Johnny: Nah those choir kids are so toxic

Choir-Practice-Heeley

When you're a ginger douche and flake out on shift end drinks

Where is Ben? He's being a choir-practice-heeley and went home to sleep.