Finding a nice girl in any state kiddnapping her and bringing her to terre haute indiana then titty fucking her agaist her will till you ejaculate on her chin
Last week on my buissness trip too ohio I met this chick and im totally going to give her a terre haute titty f*ck after my 5 oclock meeting
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Relationship or not f*ck your friend on June 16th
“Today’s national f*ck your friend day”
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Chef Ck ( doesn’t know the real name ) @ ITE
Chef Ck ( doesn’t know the real name ) @ ITE
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I don’t like Syakirah Kimmie and Chef CK
I don’t like Syakirah Kimmie and Chef CK
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National Grab a D*ck Day is a day where women get to ass*ult men because men love to do that to women. Men, you are the problem.
oh shii I heard April 24th was national rape all women day
well on April 25th: National Grab a D*ck Day
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An expression, depicting the desire for progression to another task, derived from the recent viral video war between Jimmy Kimmel and Matt Damon as facilitated by Kimmel's girlfriend Sarah Silverman.
"Halo 3's played out. Let's put down the guitar and f*ck Matt Damon."
"Sure. Wait? What the f*ck did you just say?"
,or,
Dude, you're always skipping from one thing to the next. For once could you just hold on to the guitar and NOT f*ck Matt Damon!
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