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(n.) - the female version of a cock block; when a girl sabotages another girl's attempt to get some.
"This guy was hitting on me last night and asked me home, but Cara was being super clingy and made me leave with her instead; whatta clam jam!"
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Not showering after having unprotected sex aka having a dirty penis with pussy juice still on it.
I banged this chick raw dog last night, and I still haven't showered...I have some serious clam sword going on right now"
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when a girls vag is sweaty and wetter than a swamp
Jamie: damn Sam i have major swamp clam after running that mile in P.E.
Sam: me to Jamie.
A man who is extraordinaraly good at having sexual intercourse with multiple women in the same evening, often using his wits and intellect to lure them in his bed.
Jon: Did you see how many bitchs Randy pulled outta the club last night? Uncle Jesse: What did you expect he's the clam man.
When a glob of ejaculate lands on bare earth, and, it takes on the shape and jiggly opacity of clam meat or other general edible mollusks.
'Hey Bro-ham, let's go shoot some dirt clams!'
'Let's do this!
'*splurch*'
'*shplerch*'
'Mine went 2" farther than yours. You owe me a drink dude. '
Also referred to as dick, cock, penis, ram rod, tree trunk, shift stick, or clit stick. It's a boner that is in a pussy at least 8 hours a day. Also when ur dick smells like old lady clam chower
Person one: Dude my dick is in ur mom all day every day till she dies.
Person 2: man ur such a clam rod
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Person 1: man I did this old cougar last night and now I have a clam rod
Cocaine, as described by Charlie on "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia"
"We've got a bucket of nose clams, fresh from the sea. Sweet delicious nose clams that are looking for a home if you follow me. "
"No, I don't follow you. I don't know what the hell you're talking about.."
"These are the kind of nose clams that make you want to dance the night away."
"I don't get what the hell you're talking about..."
"These are the kind of nose clams that you crush up into a line of white powder and you snort them up your nose and they make you high. You use a dollar bill or a straw to do it, they come from Columbia, they're illegal, and they rhyme with 'propane'."
"So you want to sell me cocaine, why didn't you just come out and say it?"
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