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the act of burning a place down you own in order to collect the insurance on the property
Danny couldnt sell his home for 2 years, so he decided that a greek closing would be best so he could move elsewhere
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To end a friendship or relationship.
I had to close the account with Chris. She was just a mean bitch and I couldn't take her any longer.
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The average Conservative or Liberal.
Conservative: You are the pinnacle of evil and stupidity, you Liberal hippie!
Liberal: At least I don't bash anyone who disagrees with me!
Conservative: You don't do anything! You're so closed-minded!
Liberal: Your closed-minded!
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1. things that happen too close for comfort
after calling in the bomb strike i was jolted back by an ordinance exploding scary close too my position
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Closing Time was Tom Waits' debut album, from 1973. It held twelve beautiful tracks, and lasted a great forty-five minutes. Some highlights from the album are Ol' 55, Ice Cream Man, and Grapefruit Moon. The music relies heavily on Waits' exceptional piano-playing skills, and his vocals.
An excerpt from Closing Time's ninth track-
Ice Cream Man
Clickin' by your house about two forty-five
With a sidewalk Sundae Strawberry Surprise,
I got a cherry popsicle right on time
A big stick, mamma, that'll blow your mind
'Cause I'm your ice cream man,
I'm a one-man band (yeah)
I'm your ice cream man, honny,
I'll be good to you.
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When something bad (usually near death experiences) happens because you are doing something you shouldn't be doing.
Man, I had about twenty close calls this past year because I have been smoking all this time. A person like me was never supposed to smoke in the first place. WTF!!!!!
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In contrast to what you might think about a claustrophobic reference, the "walls are closing in" actually means that someone was home for so long that they start coming up with dumb ideas. This usually happens when students are unemployed over winter break/summer or when adults are on medical disability. The absence of sunlight into the home enables Vitamin D deficiency, which in turn results in someone coming up with ideas that would have otherwise not even come to mind.
This can also happen when someone has too much time to think.
Peter: I came home for winter break and recorded an unnecessary motivational football speech. I directed, produced, and acted in my own mafia film over the course of the summer.
Mike: Stop, Stop. Chill b. The walls are closing in.
Peter: Hmmmmmm?
Mike: You're a joke.
Peter: What? I had time to write a script, scout a location, pay actors (including myself), hire my dad as a cameraman, and shoot a movie.
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