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When your teacher gives you marks that go up and down like a roller coaster.
Sam: Dude, what'd you get on the math test?
Dean: 65%
Sam: Whoa, didn't you get a 90 the last time?
Dean: Yeah man, roller coaster marks! :(
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The process by which a person (male or female) is approaching the climax of an orgasm and begins to get very excited. At the actual climax they start to laugh hysterically to the point where they vomit all over themselves and then immediately follow it up by sobbing uncontrollably.
John: I had a fantabulous roller coaster last night with lindsay.
Rick: Aww man that sucks. Sorry to hear that.
John: Don't be.
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A person who is big brain when it comes to roller coasters. These people are the best source of information when it comes to coasters. They binge ride coasters and have traveled across the country to ride a coaster. These people can be annoying, but they are a great thing for theme parks.
That Roller Coaster Enthusiast has been on this ride twelve times and the park has been open for an hour.
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1. A small stack of 4 or 5 Post-it® notes placed under a cold drink to prevent condensation rings from forming on a surface.
2. A folded paper towel, piece of paper or any other object that is not a coaster used as a makeshift drink coaster.
I'm a broke ass college student. I don't have any real coasters. Hand me those Post-it® notes. I'll make you a West Virginia coaster real quick.
When a female or a homosexual male sits on a dildo that's duck taped on top of a washing machine with the washing machine running on high.
I just walked in on my widow mother giving herself a california roller coaster and i vigerously masterbated to the scene of her shaking orgasm and her squirting her vaginal discharge into my load of whites.
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The new Green Day CD!
Don't listen to it,it's horrible!
Just place your beer can on it.
This goes out to all the non-idiot Americans!
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To listen to a person, in a broken pattern.
As she whined on and on and on, I switched to roller coaster focus. In and out, up and down. Complete focus, was too draining.