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When a girl spells coconut while riding your dick with her hips. Like a sex starter tip
Becky: I've never had sex before what do I do?
Martha: girl don't worry. Just spell coconut with your hips
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The best all natural lube out there.
Hey babe.... U get the coconut oil?
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Vigorous masturbation while standing hunched over - to the point of looking like a primate angrily trying to break open some coconuts.
I walked in on my roommate watching porn and he was just breaking coconuts!
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The act of expectorating recently ejaculated semen into the face of the jizzum donor. The expectorate must be expelled in such a manner so as to be well distributed over the recipient's visage, so as to simulate or suggest the shrapnel damage that so often accompanies concussive chemical experiences. Note that a primary blast area or concentration of impact is not uncommon.
After examining the splatter pattern on Chief's face and the manner in which it had stubbornly adhered to his facial hair, Penny suspected M.A.D. involvement, the coconut explosion being one of their trademark forms of sabotage.
when a black man ejaculates inside you twice
Bobby gave Emily a double coconut and now she is pregnant
A individual that does some suspicious activities that will cause you to question if are they okay in the head
Fires in spurts. If you get shot you'll probably die
Oh god no his coconut gun can fire in spurts