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Jane coughed on Jim, Jim punched her. Jim is a bad coffee.
I was coughed on, I am a coffee.
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Coffee is an acronym for Condoms organised fantastic fucks endlessly ensured.
I received a message from a woman, a good friend, asking me to meet her for coffee in Dublin.
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a crystalline compound that is found especially in tea and coffee plants and is a stimulant of the central nervous system.
Want some coffee?
Yea sure bro <3
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Coffee consumed in various amounts which may enhance the bowel movement generating effects of a push meal, sometimes loosening consistency and commonly adding an expolsive component.
That coffee booster that I had with my push meal really caused a rectal exorcism.
When the cheesecake from cheese cake factory smells like the ratchet third Simpson sister, and smells like coffee.
Hillary Duff: Ugh she's such a coffee ass!
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A way to get a friend to meet up but instead of sitting together for a cup of Joe, it turns into a lengthy intervention session.
Friend: Should we ask bigboi for coffee time?
Me: Yeah we haven't had an intervention for a while now.
Friend: Yeah man. We gotta talk about his delusional rental living, environment saving, feminist supporting, and manboob growing lifestyle.