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When you are just about to go to bed at a respectable hour, or are quickly going to the toilet, but have to quickly check that one Facebook notification. You awake from a trance an hour or so later to realise that time has slipped through your fingers like a fine Persian sand because you getting sidetracked and browsing memes.
Damn man, I was going to go for a run this morning, but I fell into a meme coma and had to do sit-ups in my room and cry.
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When you're in a coma from eating too much pie after Thanksgiving
"Hey man, you want to get some regular food right now? "
"Nah, I'm in a pie coma."
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A feeling of laziness following a large lunch where your failure to eat moderately results in a complete failure of will power.
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A complete loss of consciousness and total paralysis following an unusually extensive and prolonged and thorogh sexual experience that is so intense the neural circuitry can no longer function, hence the person enters a sex coma.
I banged that bitch to the point of sex coma.
*upon seeing a sexually attractive lady* That girl is a potential BTPOSC (banged to the point of sex coma)
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The sleepy feeling after eating a large meal comprised chiefly of carbohydrates, whether in the form of rice, noodles, bread or dough.
Dude, I was totally dozing at the office after that giant serving of chow mein for lunch. Total carb coma.
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a state in which one is so enveloped in a song, that they don't acknowledge the world around them, either because of the lyrics, the music, or both.
Benjamin III went into a musical coma listening to Let the Drummer Kick, and he had no idea I had been trying to get his attention for the past minute.
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When a person shuts everything out around and falls into a trance when watching television. The phone in not head, children are not paid attention to and the house could be on fire and they wouldn't care or know because they were in a TV coma.
Dude, the house is on fire!
(silence)
Shake out if it man, you're in a TV coma.
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