kingdom come

"Kingdom come", derived from "Thy kingdom come" in the Christian Lord's Prayer, is an informal phrase meaning "the next world" or "the end of time".

If you're too much of a nice guy they will fuck with you till kingdom come

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come again

Could you please repeat what you just said so I can use it as a pre-text to beat the ever-loving shit out of you?

Her boyfriend said that I looked the kind of guy who would drink a cosmo, to which I replied, "Come again?" and then upended the table and punched him in the forehead.

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Come On, Man!

What you say when someone says or does something stupid.
Originally seen on Football Night in America.

Can be elongated or stretched out if quote/action is incredibly stupid. i.e. cooommmme oooonnnn, mmaaaaannnnn.

Tim: "Do you think that coke machine accepts pennies?"
Me: "Come On, Man."

Jeff: *playing basketball, shoots an airball when his teammates were open.
Teammates: "Come On, Man!"

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come off it

disagreeing with something someone has just said. quite litterally "no way" or "get out of town", "get the fuck out" "get out" "take off"... you get the idea.

"oh my god i'm like sooooooooo fat."
"oh, come off it."

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Come Through

Noun - Saying used to invite someone over.
Verb - To arrive at or go through.

"I'm about to come through your place, that cool?"

"Come through bro! You don't wanna miss this one!"
"Alright, I'll be there around 11."

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betting on the come

"Betting on the Come" is derived from a gambling expression and means you don't have what you want or need, now at the moment; but, you are betting or hoping you will have what you want or need when the time come

He thought he would win the lottery but he was just betting on the come.

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coming soon

When used on the internet, it means "probably never coming".

Hello welcome to my homepage. My address book is coming soon!

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