Comma Abuse

When people, of course, overuse a specific, English, character, to the point where the writer, has attempted, an act, considered, as "Comma Abuse." It is annoying, for the reader, to try and make out, from the actual words, such as the constant, excessive, pauses, every, single, word. Aspies, also, do, this, too. Does, this, annoy, you?

You can't put a comma like that! You can't put commas before who! I hate comma abuse! It's so aggravating!

No Commas

N: The term for obscure but awesome musicians that have less than 1,000 monthly listeners on music streaming platforms.

Person 1: This song is a banger.

Person 2: I saw them play it live when they were a no commas band.

comma sutra

aka the gospel of hustle

a guide that details the zen & art of making money

a canon of scripture for the church of hustle

have u seen my copy of the comma sutra?

Comma fever

when you use comma (,) too much.
like i do, dont get comma fever

i, have, comma fever, help, me,

no comma for the drama

A period of time spent dealing with someone or something's attention wanting: brouhaha: overblown theatrics or TMI

"she goes on and on, but i've got no comma for the drama"
"Girl, with a face like that, I might have a comma for that drama."
"Save yourself, put a comma in the drama".

the comma man

This is your token friend. He is never wrong. He will never apologize, he will pick arguments with your and he’s a musclehead. The reason that he is the comma man is because he refers to himself as last name comma first name. F example, “nice to meet you I’m smith comma tim.” Total douchebag move...but he’s your friend so you deal with it.

Hey lunkhead. You are not as cool as you think. In fact, I’m your only friend. Stop doing the last name first. You just sound like an idiot. “The comma man?” Fuck

silent comma

opposite of an oxford comma; an invisible comma

I can't believe I got marked off a point for this silent comma!