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when a smoker is compelled to flick their cigarette after every hit
person a: let your ash get a little gray before flicking your cigarette
person b: i can't, i have compulsive flicking disorder
Common mental health condition where a person has obsessive thoughts and compulsive behaviours. OCD can affect men, women and children. Some people start having symptoms early, mostly around puberty, but it usually starts early adulthood, even though it can start before there.
Guy: Hey why are you doing stuff an even amount of times?
Friend: Obsessive compulsive disorder.
C.D.D. aka (Compulsive Destructive Disorder) is the act of blowing shit up just to blow shit up!
C.D.D. (Compulsive Destructive Disorder) is the act of blowing shit up just to blow shit up!
Guy 1: Dude why did you destroy that car!
Guy 2: Sorry man I got C.D.D
Also known as (CNTD). The affected person will have no control over when or where they tug their nuts.
"Joe has Compulsive Nut Tugging Disorder and was caught tugging his nuts in the kitchen"
CNND, also known as Compulsive Num Num Disorder is an mental disorder that most lesbians possess.
Symptoms: Can't stop eating carpet, sticks out tongue in every selfie, and eats sardines and canned tuna casually.
Remedies: Shock therapy, church, medieval torture methods, and brainwashing via MK ULTRA.
Doctor: Natalie, you have CNND.
Natalie: what's that?
Doctor: Compulsive Num Num Disorder
Natalie: ????
Doctor: you eat roast beef way too often
Natalie: ???
Doctor: you have an addiction to pussy
Fine... So long as it happens to the right people...
Hym "Yeah, well, it seems to be the case that your 'Arc' is more of a Titanic life-boat situation where the unconscientious low status men are covertly exsised from society or faced with compulsion. So no... No minority report world for charlatans. Not going to happen."
But... God doesn't saying anything about compulsion being wrong? Dennis said that is God didn't say it then it's just a sweet suggestion....
Hym "Then how is the compulsion of your speech wrong? They SHOULD be compelling your speech, right? It's a danger to yourself and others. Time to go to the home grampgramp... Okaaay... Here we goooo..."