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Conspiracy Theorist

A person who proposes or believes in conspiracy theories. It is a term that can describe someone who has found the "absolute truth" through their "Research" of verified documentaries, informative books or videos found at the bottom of the Internet. Anyone who does not agree with a conspiracy theorist are either part of the people who are trying to cover up this so called "Conspiracy" or too stupid to see it. Conspiracy theorists will try and get you to "open your eyes" or "Wake up", but unfortunately some people are apparently too scared to "Research" and find out the truth and "Destroy their happy perception of the world"

A conspiracy theorist is characterised by the belief that:

"9/11 was used as a way of extreme profit, and to cover up the vanishing of the 2.1 trillion dollars from the pentagon."

"There is a pedophile ring that Hollywood and many other elites have ties to, a fraction of it was exposed by the Epstein case, but it's likely they killed him right before he exposed the rest of it"

"The Covid19 pandemic is being used to increase control by enforcing rules that are seemingly used to combat a disease, yet the disease has not been isolated and thus has not been proven to exist"

"The COVID vaccine is being used to isolate the non-compliers from the rest of society, those who don't take it will lose many of their rights because they are disgusting, selfish tinfoil hat wearing idiots that don't care about my nan."

"The world is ruled by Alien shapeshifting lizards, duh"

And many more.

by Offline01 April 11, 2021

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art conspiracy

an online community dedicated to word, eye, mind, physical, and sound arts.

www.artconspiracy.com

hey buddy! don't art conspiracy that!

hey girl, lemme get up on dat art conspiracy.

yo baby, i wanna art conspiracy you all night long.

you got an art conspiracy on your chin.

by vash the stampyd May 24, 2003

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Conspiracy Theorist

1. A Conspiracy Theorist is an individual who strongly believes there is greater purpose behind everything and those around them who don't follow their narrative are "sheep", "brainwashed" or "gullible". Conspiracy Theorists generally use anecdotal evidence such as an event that happened in the past could be part of the upcoming event thay they believe is upon us. Even if the theory has been debunked, they will still continue following the false narrative because they generally want to believe what they want to be true and hear what they want to hear.

2. Or the new 2020 definition of "conspiracy theorist" can be used as a strawman or ad hominen against someone having a different opinion on how the covid pandemic should be handled, when in reality it is possible to he against the lockdown restrictions, but not be and anti masker, anti vaxxer or believing in tin foil hat theories.

Example 1:

Person 1: Bill Gates predicted a pandemic five years ago, so I believe that this is all a pandemic and he is going to fund for a vaccine which will have a microchip and everyone will be under his control for the New World Order (NWO)

Person 2: You sound like a crazy Conspirscy Theorist, you go keep that tin foil hat on of yours while I listen to science.

Person 1:Shut up you brainwashed sheep, you do know sage scientists are funded by the government and have to lie for them so they don't go against their wishes.

Example 2:

Person 1: I don't think lockdown is an effective strategy to use for the battle against Coronavirus (Covid 19).

Person 2: You stupid tin foil hat wearing conspiracy theorist!!

by Rotten Turkey December 20, 2020

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Cornish conspiracy theory

The Cornish conspiracy theory is claimed to be a long-running conspiracy by the English establishment to suppress Cornish people of their rights, identity and autonomy. It is claimed that the main reason why the Cornish are being denied recognition of their identity is to prevent any public debate or official enquiry into the constitutional status of Cornwall regarding the Duchy of Cornwall, sometimes referred to as the "Cornish Question". Historians point to the fact that in 1508 the 'Charter of Pardon' was granted by Henry VII to give Cornwall (Kernow) a legal right to its own Parliament and the 1858 Cornish Foreshore Case confirmed that the Duke of Cornwall is considered to be a quasi-sovereign within the Duchy of Cornwall territory (Kernow). In 1971 The Kilbrandon Report into the British constitution recommended that when referring to Cornwall official sources should cite the Duchy not the County and in 1977 Plaid Cymru MP Dafydd Wigley confirmed in Parliament that the Stannators right to veto Westminster legislation is still valid today.

'Ere, I reckon it's that there Cornish conspiracy theory again - what they doin' about that 50,000 petition for more autonomy, that there Cornish Census tick box, more money for a proper Cornish language and recognition as a proper indigenous ethnic group with the Council of Europe ? matter do 'ee ?

by Hywell June 19, 2008

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Evil Atheist Conspiracy

The Evil Atheist Conspiracy, or EAC, is a satire of the views that many believers hold regarding atheists. According to the story, the EAC plans to conquer the world, persecute Christians, and abolish everything good. Comments on the EAC frequently involve black helicopters, mind-control rays, and members' duty to deny the existence of the EAC.

"The newspaper printed my letter to the editor on the Establishment Clause." "Excellent work. Your commendation will soon arrive from Evil Atheist Conspiracy HQ by black helicopter -- or at least it would if the EAC existed."

by Doctor Whom November 3, 2005

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hypnotic torso conspiracy

The believe that girls breasts are there solely to be used to get what they want

Worker #1: You know that new girl in management?
Worker #2: The one with the huge rack?
Worker #1: Would you believe that she just got out of college?
Worker #2: That's the hypnotic torso conspiracy at it's finest

by Delmar April 30, 2006

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Mass Media Conspiracy

The theory that the minority of people in control of the masses use the media as a tool to keep them from questioning the reality that is presented to them ultimately preventing rebellions and feeding the addiction of power, control, and manipulation of mankind's destiny, perversion.

ultimate evil.

Mass media Conspiracy consists of a group of soulless evil addicts that lack any morality and are lost in materialism keeping the human consciousness from fullfilling it's potential. examples consist of the government, closed minded religions, public radio, american news stations, reality tv, authority, technology, fashion,legal and illegal drugs,celebrity gossip,mindless self indulgence and just flat out evil.

be above the influence people. just say no to the mass media.

by thinking man's prophet November 25, 2010

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