floating cornhole

when a man enters his partners anus while the partner is on their stomach and the man goes hands free and "floats" above his partner, a la Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible.

I was banging her in the ass and pulled a floating cornhole, I looked just like Tom Cruise

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Peyton Cornhole

A big fat gout scratcher who has intercourse with pigs and eat all of their food. He always makes fun of dwarfs because he is over 5 ft also he likes to spank baboon ass because in his words "it was asking for my courn". He also has a super hot model of a mom who is dating a total master blaster named Joseph, every night Joseph gives Peytons mom his sloppy joe ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). also Peyton tries to steal crushes because he likes porn.

Peyton Cornhole: hey i was talking to your crush ealier and i think i nailed her

anyone in their right mind: your mother looks better in a thong

Peyton Cornhole: *all of his bones break*

cornhole swirl

The process of bending a chic over the toilet and fucking her in the ass and then dunking her head in the toilet bowl and flushing.

The bitch pissed me off so I brought her into the bathroom and gave her a cornhole swirl

swedish cornhole

The act of eating meatballs while soaking in a tub of IcyHot while wearing a speedo

I have plans tonight that involves a Swedish cornhole

Cornhole creampie

Mixture of cum, shit, lubricant and anything that may have been shoved up the ass prior to being cornholed, flying out uncontrollably after a cornholing.

I boned that bitch's ass for nearly an hour and man she let loose a cornhole creampie all over the back seat of my truck.

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California Cornhole

An act of messed up stuff involving a speedo, belt, and post of some sort. You wear the speedo and tie the belt to the speedo and post, then commense to hump the speedo. Basically semen will come out because you get an orgasm in the butt.

Dude, I totally california cornholed yesterday, and I seem to be constipated.

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Cornhole Lust

Noun: Intense sexual desire for the cornhole

The mans cornhole lust was so powerful and evident, that even a life form at the edge of the known universe could vividly sense it.

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