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White,odorous,chunky sludge oozing from your wifes cunt by the time you get off work in the afternoon.
When i got home i was gonna fuck my wife but shed forgotten to wipe out the cottage cheeese from gettting gang banged all day by my unemployed friends.Its a rewal turn off.
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while camping or cottaging females seem to lose sense of maintaining a clean and non-odourous vaginal area. not to be played with unless adult supervision is present.
he gobbed on the gnappy cottage crotch and went down on it to his dismay, it smelled awfully moist and unlogically stank.
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vaginal secretions of a largely obese woman.
With her legs spread part her cottage cheese was seeping out.
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The place where u send things u dont really want to do. Derived from the word boycott - BOYston COTTage.
Can also be used as an excuse for not doing something.
Place - not gonna go to work today, iv sent it to boyston cottage.
Excuse - "why arent u coming out tomorro?", sorry, cant, im going to boyston cottage.
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when a girls discharge is clumpy
like cottage cheese.
That girl that dates the big guy is a cottage creamer.
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Background: a legend made up in a maths lesson about a strange little character called matthew and a dopy sod called ming. the legend says that matthew goes home of an evening to play scrabble and chuff cottage pie.
Definition: cottage pie aka sheppards pie. A meaty pie, usually beef with a layer of crrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaamy potato placed on top and then this dish is baked in an oven. There are vegetarian options available as matthew knows.
Example: matthew was bombing it down the A3400 slouched in his seat at the wheel with his drum and bass poundin out of his white ford escort with both of his dads present. the lights change to green and so matthew zooms off round the island to tesco where he can get his fix of cottage pie for the evening. The evening he pulls ming will be the evening where he says to her, "you have two logic gates on your chest", grinning smugly. "mmmmmmmm cottage pie and scrabble"
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Random person: you shouldn’t cottage cheese
James Charles: why
Random person: it’s cow nut
James Charles: yummmm
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