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The state of chaos and despair brought upon by the bungling of a public health crisis by an incompetent narcissist. Derived from COVID-19 and a 2017 stroke-induced twitter typo by Donald Trump.
The way Donald Trump reduced our preparedness for an epidemic, ignored the warnings about COVID-19, and persistently lied about it to the public to avoid responsibility, led to utter covfefe, as our society was irreparably scarred by the crisis.
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press covfefe n.-- a non-magical coven's, (in this instance, the press), snafu editorial product. The fefe suffix stems from an extension of snafu, originally a WW II military slang acronym that meant "situation normal -- all fucked up". In "covfefe", the acronym is extended to "situation normal -- all fucked up, for each and everyplace", ergo: "snafufeae". Given that we are in the era of texting our messages, this rather cumbersome acronym has been corrupted to "snafefe" which rolls off the tongue much more eloquently. From this point it became a simple matter to prefix "snafefe" with "coven", thus combined, "covfefe", a coven, fucked up, everywhere.
"It's just more examples of covfefe from the western media."
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To act in a manner that demonstrates one's exceptional arrogance which causes one to believe that the delusions in their head are the truth and lose complete grip on reality.
Wow that really is an absurd opinion. That was an incredible covfefe. His ego can't be stopped!
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A diplomatic threat , usually conveyed by Twitter, of extreme prejudice, violence or nuclear war against vaguely defined enemies whose location is unknown or inaccurate. The Tweet is often the only proof (or conscious recollection) that narcoleptic poster made such threats.
"Calls for diplomacy vie with fresh threats in North Korea crisis'- Breaking Fake news! President & GloryUS Leader OKi'mill Trump's final warning tweet to Kim Jong-Un of North Korea just posted on Twitter!
"I figured out how to GoggleMaps you Fat Man, & I know where you're hiding. Back down or I will go flat out COVFEFE on you Little Man! DEAFCON 13 will unleash Crazy Overwhelming Violence, Fire erp Fury erp will rain down on Seoul. FINAL WARNING (I'm not joking this time) ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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Ya know, sometimes, ya just don't. @thoughts.from.couch
Despite the constant negative press covfefe
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noun (cov.fay.fee)
A presidential hair style related to the pompadour, popularized by Donald Trump.
President Trump's covfefe requires massive amounts of hair spray.
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Covfefe’ (pronounced “cuv – fee- fae”) is an Antediluvian term for “In the end we win.” It was commonly used by the sons of Adam to rail against the evil actions of the fallen who had led man astray.
Despite the constant negative press covfefe.
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