Coochie Credit

When a male human does a good deed for a female, the female then owes the male “coochie credit”. Coochie credit means that the female is required to let the male sample her coochie.

Broski#1: Yo bro last night I opened the door for Rebecca at the party.

Broski#2: Yo bro that’s sick she owes u coochie credit now!

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credit card

When a man (or woman), slides a credit card (or any object for that matter, I use my hands) through a woman's cleavage.

Nick credit carded Alex's 33Ds after completing a perfect game at the bowling alley.

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Extra credit

the work in school that only the nerds and those who are failing, end up doing.

Nerd: Hello gentlemen are you going to do the extra cr-
Guy: -Holy crap shut the fuck up. The answer is no im not a nerd. I dont do extra credit

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Habbo Credits

Currency used on the famous Habbo Hotel. You can buy them on house phone (for the sneaky kids who put it all on their parents' phonebills) by text message (this is the method the Habbo Hotel staff use to recieve the money, send back a code in which the child can type into a hard-to-find box on the Hotel, press a button, and gain some credits. By this time the child has either forgotton the code and deleted the text, or forgotton what to do altogether) or Splash Plastic (for the peadophiles who remain the only ones who bother using this).

Unsuspecting child: I need credits, but I dont have any credit on my phone!
Staff: Why not use the house phone, and ring up three times so you get more credits, you won't have to pay a thing!
Ususpecting child: Ok!

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credit card

1: (n) A piece of plastic with an intangible monetary value behind it.

2: (v) The act of falling on your skateboard when it is in an upright position between your legs, thus giving any spectators the impression that you are swiping your ass with it. This can be followed by pain either in the testicular or anal regions.

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credit check

when you swipe your hand through someone's ass like a credit card. THEN smell hand and say "wow, you've been approved"

You have just been Credit Checked!

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owned on credit

1. Defeating an enemy even though they are cheating.

2. It can also be done if you kill someone who is using something that is generally accepted as a cheap weapon.

1. Some noob was using a wall hack but I still killed him. He was owned on credit.

2. This guy kept using a grenade launcher in a firefight but I nailed him in the face with my M16. He was just owned on credit.

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