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A golden statue of Donald Trump worshiped at CPAC 2021, which somehow managed to be even uglier than he is.
Nothing more perfectly sums up the Republican Party than them wheeling in the Golden Crook and worshiping at its alter.
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An uncreative nickname for Stony Brook University, a boring and socially inept university in the boring and socially inept region of Long Island, NY.
I can't wait to leave Stony Crook!
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Mutha truckin St. Ides, the King of all 40s. At 8.2% alcohol, this shit gets you crunked. Known as crooked I because of the zig zag shaped I behind the label.
I was throwin' up after two 40s of crooked I.
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When somebody gives you a look with one particular eye almost as if they have a lazy eye because they find you or your children annoying.
My supposed friend gave my baby the crooked eye when she got into my car.
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ONE WHO TAKES A COOCHIE AWAY FROM ANOTHER
I AM THE COOCHIE CROOK, DEAL WITH IT!
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When you are planning to fuck your wife or girlfriend... or boyfriend in the morning but you sleep on your dick wrong and wake up with a boner that is sticking straight up!
Joe: Hey Bob I was planning on fucking your wife last night but I got a damn crooked fence!
Bob: WHAT!?
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a misshaped penis that looks like a fishing hook.
lex has a crook dick so when he urinates he usually sprays himself. He also has a tiny penis and would be embarrassed if he was in a shower with a chinese toddler.
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