The passive participant (aka ”fuckee”) in male buggery. Kapok being the source of fluff to fill pillows.
CF : “Pillow biter”.
Fred is clearly the kapok cruncher of that couple.
When the pussy has been through a plethora of oral warfare by an overzealous tongue, set of sharp teeth and way too many fingers rendering the pussy in a extreme state of pain.
Oh my God, Sloan! That Carl is a total pussy cruncher. I had go the ER and I’m Vicodin again!
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A person who does a task for the credit they hope to receive from it. E.g. A cop who doesn't call call for the absolutely necessary back up and tries to take down several bad guys on his own
John is always trying to be the hero, he's such a credit cruncher
when one refers to you as Muff Cruncher, you're being referred to as a disgusting lesbian.
you are one dirty muff cruncher
The man with the biggest penis in the world who is also incredibly sexy
I just want to kiss that man so badly, he’s a real tooth cruncher.