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The Chicago Cubs finally have a hard-working player who doesn't urinate on his hands.
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Basically F*@#ed up furry child porn. Mainly viewed and created by messed up 60 year olds (or lonely horny teenagers).
It is basically a legal version of child pornography, but where all the characters are animated.
Tom - "Hey mate, whatcha up to?"
Alex- "Just browsing through some cub porn"
Tom - "WTF is that??"
Alex- "Its basically, furry, legal child porn!"
Tom- "Sweet! Count me in"
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Person who follows every fad and trend, thinking it makes them hip, and gives them a group to identify with.
Interchangable with "jimmy buffet fan".
"You want to get something to eat?"
"Sure. Where?"
"There's a new cupcake place on Clark."
"Quit being such a cubs fan, and let's get a burger across the street."
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The most understanding and loyal of the major sports fan considering that there are only three of this group that were alive the last time the Chicago team actually won the World Series in 1908.
The group is a hard core collection of roughians, rogues, and businessmen and women alike; as all people sharing the common bond of character and low expectation.
These fans often extend good sportsmanship given the fact that winning, especially late in the season is unlikely.
Great people to drink beer with.
That girl is hot, and a season-ticket holding cubs fan... I think I'm going to ask her out in October when she has nothing to do.
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Someone who is loved by all, but only ever as a friend.
Paul: All the girls love me but I'm always single :c
James: You're such a Love Cub
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A baseball team best known for losing and playing in the world's largest gay bar. A franchise with the third biggest market and an inflated payroll, the teams has failed since 1908. Their fans prefer to blame a goat, a cat, and a Bartman for the team's failure rather than simply admitting one hundred years of disgrace. Every team has a bad century right?
Bro 1: Bro, you wanna watch the Chicago Cubs try to play baseball today?
Bro 2: Naw bro, my butt never healed from the last time I went to Wrigley!
Bro 1: Good point! Besides, winning in October is overrated anyways.
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A young lady/girl who you can tell at an older age (40+) will be a banger. Pre-cougar period.
Person #1: "Look at that girl over there. You can tell she's gonna be a hot momma."
Person #2: "Yeah, she's a definite cougar cub!"
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