curee

A blow job from another man

My buddy gave me a curee as gratitude for the ride home.

Cure

nice, cute and sassy

you are a really cure

Magic Johnson Cure

A problem that goes away because you have lots of money

I needed a new car but my dads a lawyer so I have a magic Johnson cure.

pms cure

You need to take your boyfriends dick to feel better.

To feel better if you PMS symptoms you need your boyfriends dick. Also known as pms cure.

Dude a cure

When a man trims his fingernails and toenails along the dirt line it's a dude a cure. It's a manicure for men.

I think you need a dude a cure brah, you could climb trees with those claws you got

Nejdu cure sutra na sljeme

Sinonim za : "ne idemo sutra na sljeme, volimo te Matija"

Lovro : Nejdu cure sutra na sljeme 😢😢
Everyone : *seen*

cure depression

Become E-Girl

Noah: *Eats Chicken Nuggets*

Noah: *Drops Chicken Nuggets*
Noah: *Enters eternal sadness*
Noah: *Searches how to be happy*
Noah: *Becomes e-girl called Lua*
cure depression
Lua: *Happy UwU's*

this story is inspired by real-life stories

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