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Getting your menstrual period at thee worst time possible.
Shoot, I got my kaitlyn curse the morning before I left for vacation.
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Netflix’s new docuseries “Break Point,” which was released two days before first-round matches at the Australian Open, profiles the next generation of champion tennis players.
The “Netflix Curse” theory tries to make sense of the fact that NONE of the show's players, who have all featured in the world's top 10 at some point in their careers, have made it to the quarterfinals.
The Netflix Curse got my favorite player Maria Sakkari…who am I going to root for at the Australian Open now??
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Choosing to play a fantasy football player one week only for him to be shit, then transferring him out the next for him to go on and score.
Robs been done by the mahrez curse again.
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When a sheep shearer turns engineer and steps onboard shits gunna fuck up big time.
The prop fell off the boat and started sinking whilst simultaneously catching fire at which point all crew looked at each other and said it’s the burston curse
/Van-land-ing-ham's kərs/
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a supernatural power inflicted on portly gentlemen of the surname causing excess body fat to be magically turned into penis length and girth after 12 o'clock PM Central Standard Time.
I'm sorry guys. I can't stay out too late, when the clock hits midnight, all this turns into dick. I have Vanlandingham's Curse.
Experiencing a series of bad luck.
Shit I keep getting killed in ludo, i have alfredo’s curse
The DK curse is when you play Mario Party 2 as Donkey Kong and use a Golden Mushroom, and then you roll 3 ones. The first occurrence of this was a year ago during a PBGameplay.
While I was playing Mario Party 2, I got the DK Curse!
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