kaitlyn curse

Getting your menstrual period at thee worst time possible.

Shoot, I got my kaitlyn curse the morning before I left for vacation.

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Netflix Curse

Netflix’s new docuseries “Break Point,” which was released two days before first-round matches at the Australian Open, profiles the next generation of champion tennis players.

The “Netflix Curse” theory tries to make sense of the fact that NONE of the show's players, who have all featured in the world's top 10 at some point in their careers, have made it to the quarterfinals.

The Netflix Curse got my favorite player Maria Sakkari…who am I going to root for at the Australian Open now??

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Mahrez Curse

Choosing to play a fantasy football player one week only for him to be shit, then transferring him out the next for him to go on and score.

Robs been done by the mahrez curse again.

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the burston curse

When a sheep shearer turns engineer and steps onboard shits gunna fuck up big time.

The prop fell off the boat and started sinking whilst simultaneously catching fire at which point all crew looked at each other and said it’s the burston curse

Vanlandingham's Curse

/Van-land-ing-ham's kərs/
noun
1.
a supernatural power inflicted on portly gentlemen of the surname causing excess body fat to be magically turned into penis length and girth after 12 o'clock PM Central Standard Time.

I'm sorry guys. I can't stay out too late, when the clock hits midnight, all this turns into dick. I have Vanlandingham's Curse.

Alfredo’s curse

Experiencing a series of bad luck.

Shit I keep getting killed in ludo, i have alfredo’s curse

Curse Song

A song that, through association, immediately takes you back to a nostalgic moment you miss, generally with an old lover.
Derived from the comic book "Phonogram: The Singles Club" by Kieron Gillen and Jamie McKelvie.

Brenda and I used to dance to that song. Since we broke up it's become a curse song for me.