Crabs your computer get from sexual cybering activites. Cyber STD
That Cam Hoe gave me Cyber Crabs!
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The exchange of typed groaning sounds by two underaged boys in the wee hours of the morning. One or both of these persons will believe the other is a woman. This is generally an experience that will end with one or both children crying and/or with socks stuck to sensitive areas of their bodies.
Uhhhhh... uhhhh... YES!!
Um... Hey girl, what's your name again?
And why the hell is your SN "fatbill4769"?!
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A mix of film noir and science fiction, generally used to decribe media. Cyber Punk is usually about hackers, or some form of sentient computer programming (like and AI). The stories are usually told with a very urban noir style.
As far as a look, it's hard to put a figner on it. I dont think any one look can be described as cyber punk, its more of an attitude. Black jeans, tight t shirt with holograms, and leather jackets are a good start. Maybe toss in some Chuck Taylors, or combat boots. Some goggles or head phones might make good accesories.
Neuromancer is the greatest cyberpunk sotry ever told.
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While Skyping, rubbing one's cock against the computer screen while your partner also does the same. Must be done to completion to count as true Cyber Docking.
Yo bro, I just engaged in cyber docking with my homey in London. Now my monitor is a mess.
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A Cyber Perv = an extremely common sexual being that lives on the internet. A Cyber Perv tends to be a pervert on internet chat room who is trying to give themselves a good time...over a computer screen? You may think that this sounds so sick it cannot exist, but indeed my friend, I am speaking the truth.
A Cyber Perv is usually a fat, no-hoper from America, seeking sexual fun out of English pre-teens with webcams. To make it even worse, he usually is about 50 years of age.
In order to find a βvictimβ the Cyber Perv enters an internet chat room, and simply types in βAny young girls want some fun? P2P me. MSN & CAMβ In non-cyber perv language, this means. βAre there any young sluts who want to get dirty with an old geezer with MSN and a webcam?β If they get a response in P2P (this means a person to person chat, a somewhat, private way to chat on an internet chat room.) They will advance and ask them their A/S/L. (Age/Sex/Location) Young teenage girls should be warned that if they asked this question, they should simply give a quick, smart comment to knock them off their feet, hopefully this will tell him in the kindest way, to fuck right off. Examples of these smart comments are:
Not/Inter/Ested
Piss/Right/Off
OR, the best one of allβ¦
Iβm not a dirty slut for you to take advantage ofβ¦DIE CYBER PERV DIE!!!!
"I nearly just got e-raped by a cyber perv"
"AAAAH! HELP! A CYBER PERV!!!"
"That strange looking man looks like a cyber perv."
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A cyber cafe is a place where asians, and lonely white men go to play popular pc games.
Cyber cafe asian #1: la ho ma, diu lai ma DOTA DOTA DOTA!
Cyber cafe asian #2: lallalalala noobie white man play diablo 2, kekkekke
cyber cafe asian #3: I cant play right now im updating my xanga profile
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Cyber Police is something made up by a Dad because they didnt teach there daughter how to use the internet. Whis is actually called the prosecutor's office.
1.A bunch of trolls are going to get there ass beat by the Cyber Police with there Cyber batons and Cyber tazers.
2.Troll:"Run! its the Cyber Police!"
Troll 2:"My computer is too slow!"
Troll 2:"Ah! They hit me with ther Cyber tazers!"
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