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The most ridulous excuse for a band to every grace the shit factories known as the American Music industry. They sound like five year olds banging on pots and blabbering and screaming into a toilet-paper roll. The only words I understood after sitting through one of their god aweful songs was "the" and "so". Perhaps if they possessed a little thing I like to call talent, they would not be contributing to the already overflowing mound of excrement that my cow-minded peers call music.
Just another example proving that as long as the fat-cat record production companies want to make more money, they can tell youth what to like and we'll obey like the obeidiant sheep that we are. They put bands like Slipknot and Linkin Park to shame; at least they know how to hold a guitar and scream profanities into a microphone properly.
Dandy Warhols: Puts shitty bands to shame, and makes me want to vomit until my stomach is empty and sore. Andy Warhol is rolling in his grave.
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An older gay who scopes out bars for younger gays. Thus, the homosexual equivalent of a cougar.
"You don't pick dandelions, Phil. The Dandy Lions pick you."
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This is a ladies' man about town, a bon vivant!
Her comes that ding dong dandy looking for new hookups!
A term used to describe a person's state after drinking to excess. This state is commonly associated with memory black out and a severe hangover the following day.
I am getting rip roarin' dandied tonight.
The highest attainable rank of “white”; a person of pure Caucasian descent with no other traceable ethnicities. The term “Yankee Doodle Dandy” refers to a specific division regarding any Caucasian born in any of the original six New England states, but mostly Connecticut; genetically predisposed to engage in “white” activities such as boating, camping, and making casseroles.
“Look over there, in that Honda Accord with all four windows down. See the woman tapping the steering wheel to the words of the song and not the beat? That’s that one Honky Doodle Dandy’s wife”
“Tsk, man I sold her kid a vape the other day for one of that guy’s Rolex’s”
Boris Johnson, born in the United States, now, somehow, Prime Minister of Britain.
The ghost of Churchill returned to 10 Downing Street just long enough to be stunned that his once-dignified office was being sullied by this Wankee Doodle Dandy.