data rape

When you give your phone number to someone through an online dating site, and they send lots of multimedia messages, depleting the data on your phone plan.

That guy from plenty of fish sent me memes every time he texted me today, and I've already used 90% of my data- total data rape.

Data diet

When you are surfing the web too much every month or week and need to cut down.

Going over your data allowance and getting an $800 bill at the end of the month. You need to go on a data diet

data shaming

When someone is ridiculed for taking up an unnecessarily large portion of a shared data plan — ex. a phone family plan, a shared file system at work, etc.

Bridget was subject to data shaming at work after our boss realized she had been hoarding 9 GB of high-resolution photos in her inbox.

Data Transfer

The touching of two male pinky fingertips in order to recall what happened in the last 24 hours of your partners life

Sharl we require a data transfer sea bass is horny

sister data

Sharing your info (if you are a girl)with your sister.

Hi sis i need a private talk with you i wam going to give you some sister data .

Data Weenie

A computer nerd or geek. Someone who is constantly on the computer and has no life. A person who is so involved in computers he achieves orgasm by pressing the keyboard only.

That data weenie at the computer store has the compassion of a Compaq hard drive.

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data nazi

An Information Tech person or computer geek who seeks to control all data within an organization and, thereby becomes an obstruction to others trying to share the data.

There is a work stoppage at the company because the data nazi won't allow people to send encrypted info on-line. She's overly conscientious about maintaining confidentiality.

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