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A ghost-like haunting deer that are usually located in local parks. Many a teen have gone to the park late at night in order to tackle down this creature. They are known for their bizarre cry, "queal".
Dude, we're going demon deer tackling!
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A manufacturer of fine construction equipment, farm machinery and lawn care vehicles.
Please do not refer to my John Deere LT133 as a riding lawn mower...it is a TRACTOR, asshole!
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a term which refers to a woman with a small ass. Derived from the idea that the subject's rear end is only small enough to produce "deer-sized" poop, the term also suggests that this kind of woman defecates while walking.
Watch your step, she's a deer poop.
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A shot similar to a Jager Bomb, but made with Jim Beam Red Stag and Red Bull instead on Jager and Red Bull. The shot is not dropped into the mug but mixed with the Red Bull instead.
Deer Piss is awesome.
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1. The central city of Alberta, Canada.
2. Winner of the 2002 Cultural Capital of Canada Award.
3. Alternately referred to by its spoonerism, Dead Rear.
Adam: Let's move to Red Deer, precious. It was the Cultural Capital of Canada in 2002.
Eve: I heard there's sweet cash to be made in Dead Rear.
Adam: It's Red Deer, my darling.
Eve: That's what I said Adam.
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Montana Deer are the fiercest of all the mythical and wild animals. They murder mankind in order to reproduce, and with their mythical powers, harness the inner energy of man and use it to turn the murdering Montana Deer into 3 Montana Deer in a process known as Budding. All 3 Deer then shit piles of Apple Jacks. Also, they are commonly known to fight the South African Bear Cub in aerial battles of epic proportion. Montana Deer are always capitalized in literature.
Fuck dude! Its a Montana Deer!
Run before it turns you into Apple Jacks!
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To be used during the act of pooping or defocation, when one will spread their glutious maximus to produce a flat surface around the anus, similar to a deer. Producing desired effects of using 35% less toilet paper and saving time on the bowl.
Mark is tired of clogging the toilet bowl with needless toilet paper, so he decided to deer ass in order to save paper and time.
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