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La Deli Lama

(N) Geeky alter ego to a bored ,uproaching middle aged man with very little intrests. A man wise well upon his years if you stopped counting when he was three. A modern day philospher with a bad haircut.

Asker: Oh! Help me Deli , solve the great mystery of life?

La Deli Lama: What mystery? The game sucks, the cereal has to much cinnamon and if weren't for those pictures , the maagzine would of been cancelled years ago.

by The Deli Keeper February 3, 2010


Working the deli

When a guy beats off on webcam for a woman

Oh, Keegan’s working the deli for savanna right now!

by Hllwnn October 22, 2019


Valentino’s Pizza and Deli

Simply the best pizza around …cooked, or take-n-bake. If you want a crisp, fresh salad, look no further!

Him: “What do you feel like for dinner?”
Them: “Something delicious
Him: “oh, that’s easy, Valentino’s Pizza and Deli!”

by Pizza King 805 November 24, 2021


The Deli Is Now Open

A play on words referring to someone ready to hand out there meat (Penis) to people.

Jesse: The Deli Is Now Open for business boys!

Mitchell: Please never say that again..

by Shmeat Your Maker April 9, 2018


Stinky Deli

Any small run-down delicatessen, with poor quality food and often operated by people with questionable hygiene.

I stopped going to the stinky deli next door after the health inspector gave them their third violation. That place is a real DUMP.

by Logic316usa October 5, 2009


deli chill

to drink in the back of a deli in an attempt to save money at the bar/club

This club is wild expensive.

How about we grab a quick deli chill?

No doubt.

by Cool Phox December 6, 2018


deli dangler

Girl who wears short short or skimpy bathing suit and should not because her vaginal lips are peeking past the hem.

"Do not look at that deli dangler bending over on the beach, she is giving an eyeful that you can't Unsee"

by Learn2ride May 6, 2015