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A career full of buddyfuckers that screw over others in the department to benefit their own crews and/or personal interests.
Our fire department station gave the floating firefighter the worst assignment for the day because fuck him even though he was already inconvenienced by having to float to a different station.
something you can do the rest of your life
making money is my being department
A shorthaired ginger kiwi GAWD of a feline who was rescued from the SPCA by a prophe--err, *lady* named Jessa Mine who initially passed him up but was haunted by his unique features which include but are not limited to: a dapper ginger countenance, disproportionate head-to-body ratio, abnormally fluffy cheek-poofs, squinty urine-colored eyes & an overbite that won't quit.
He quickly developed an online cul--err, FAN CLUB with well over 20,000 devotees that follow & make over his every move. Legend has it that his mother was an alley cat and his father a weasel but this remains to be confirmed. Goes by "Deli" for short. Also referred to as "that misshapen shitweasel, " "150-watt disappointment" or simply "unhinged".
"Did you see the new SPCA calendar?"
"Yeah, His Holiness Delinquent O'Crimebag Department got September thru December again. Blessed be."
the department that makes political statements
I was refered to the statement department so they could tell the the statement I wanted to hear.
An orgy, at which someone is elected as "company secretary" in order to take "minutes".
This involves collecting the semen of of all participants into a receptacle. The last person to add to the receptacle is made to drink it.
From an interview with Sting, 2002:
"I was in Wales doing an in store signing. I decided to call my mate Rhys Ifans and get him to join me to be a translator. During a lull in the event Rhys asked me if I wanted to go to a Department Meeting with him, explaining it was a "really special sex get together". Trudy and I are always up for new things sexually so I agreed.
At the meeting Rhys was acting as company secretary. I famously last for up to eight hours so after a time Rhys presented me with half a pint of ejaculate to drink. I would have fled but someone had the keys to my helicopter. I thought about calling The Police but we were not really on speaking terms back then, so down the hatch it went.
Anyway, that's why Rhys and I fell out."
A b**ls**t US-government branch that is responsible for the eroding of our infrastructure and negatively impacting the lives of its citizens in general.
Ever since "The Donald" came to power, most of the government branches have largely "jumped the fence" and consolidated themselves into one huge Department of the Deterior!
A word blank people use to describe what they’re referring to as the glove compartment in a car (mostly black moms).
“You do too much. Hand me my belt out the glove department so I can whoop your ass.”
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