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v.) The act of ejecting matter from the stomach, into the mouth and then projecting that matter into the mouth of a mate at the end of a planned rendezvous to convey satisfaction in libations consumed within four hours of the act.
Man 1: Hey man, how was your date last night?
Man 2: It was great! We started the night with Mint Juleps at the Ritz, dinner at Sushi Inoue
was fantastic and we finished with Jagar bombs at Lobby Bar. Then, after the cab ride to her place, I Johnny Depped her at the door.
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Johnny Depp is the most sexiest adn the most talented actor I have ever seen! He puts his own uniuqe character into his roll he plays in and he is BRILLIANT! I have never seen an actor have as much talent as Johnny Depp! He is the kind of actor that inspires everyone! He is my all time favorite actor because he puts his heart into his work and he always gives an awsome performence and I always look for to seeing him in his movies. My favorite movie in the whole world is the best movie i have ever seen him in- PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN! That is my all time favorite movie and Johnny Depp is AWSOME in that movie! He is so funny and sexy! He looks so hott with that eyeliner on! But, once again, he put great character in his roll and MADE that movie! There is no other actor like Johnny Depp and there never will be! If i could only meet him! That would be so awsome! But I know that would never happen. I hope he knows how much he is loved and appreciated to the whole world. We love him so much! He is the best actor the world will ever know.
The most talented actor in the world
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Johnny Depp is the greatest actor of our time, but of course we already know this. What annoys me is people think he's some sort of newbie actor who's only come on the scene since POTC!! i know, i sometimes feel like grabbing their pathetic little notebooks with "i heart johnny depp" plastered all over it and whacking them on the head! yes, i am annoyed THAT much!!!!!!
He's been around forever and many of us have grown up watching him and his looks arent what got him famous no he can actually (*shock*) ACT!!! Uh huh, i am telling the truth. now all you little obsessives go change out of your pirate costume and find someone more deserving of your clinginess. Let me think....Orlando Bloom perhaps.
Obsessive clueless "fan": oh my gawd i like love johnny depp in POTC he's like super H-O-T-T!!!
Normal fan: yeah, but did you see him in Fear&Loathing?
Obsessive clueless "fan":(*long...long ..long pause*).............oh my gawd i like love johnny depp in POTC he's like super H-O-T-T!!!
Normal fan: now, were did i put my long sharp pointy knife, its around here somewhere....
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Some dude dumb enough to bring a dog on the plane. Was famous now is modelling for small perfume brand.
Oh Johnny Depp I remember him
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A talented, amazing man.
Incredibly creative.
Humble and down to earth.
Appreciated by men and women alike.
Has more talent in his little finger than most people have in their entire body. You could probably smell it.
Not overrated.
Is praised the amount that he deserves.
Oozes sex appeal.
Aided by the way he handles/plays a guitar.
One of the most beautiful men on the face of the earth.
See also definition 6: of God
johnnygasm and
humble
I want to lick Johnny Depp's face.
I want a go on Johnny Depp.
*"johnny depp, you're hip
i'd like to bite your lower lip
and scrunch your edward scissor hair
Johnny bear"
*lyrics - johnny depp by Amy anne band
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Johnny has been my favorite actor ever since i was a little girl.I agree that he has most teenage girls that are just horny over him and he deserves so much more.Well im 16 and yes hes hott but hes my idol.I want to be just like him annnnd still have good looks when im 40.He has struck the world with his charm, looks, acting, and his wonderful since of fashion.The older he gets the more brilliant he gets.So fucking brilliant!Kepp rocking Johnny!
i dont know what the hell im doing lol!
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The one 40 year old I would be willing to have a relationship with and the one 40 year old who's girlfriend I am completely jealous of. Definately the most handsome man in the world.
Even though there is a huge age difference, I would marry that man. I love him!!
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