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After you have sex with someone, pull out a notepad and write their name down and cross it out. Then, look them in the eyes and say its not you.
I was marked safe by the detective.
After he finished in me, I was marked safe by the detective.
Responsible but not mentally active.
Person one "Hey, have you seen Coh-hen Lee Asian Detective."
Person two "Yea is he the one that is responsible but not mentally active?"
a detective that is solely dedicated to finding and arresting the person who has a stash of mickey mouse toes in their back pocket. They are also distrustful of people who adorn umbrellas with toes to keep away bad vibes.
"look that detective pluto just arrested a whixxle"
"looks like the whixxle's getting their mickey mouse toes confiscated"
"wowee"
Abbreviation CD; A person you hire to investigate a person or organization who is suspected of committing illegal and or unethical acts, or to review a case police were unable to solve that you would like them to solve; or in other words a private investigator or PI
The consulting detective investigated Marcia’s boyfriend and discovered that he was cheating on her with another woman.
A Facebook Page who posts nonsense articles and the writers are low-key perverts. Also the writers are minors.
Ewww! You followed Detective T?
The short 1-2 minutes of after masturbation where you use your hidden detective skills to get rid of all evidence.
Person 1:"Dude did you see that jizz spot on Jack's keyboard?"
Person 2:"Looks like someones detective mode was defective"