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Phoning up a Fuck buddy after a night out because you didn't pull and want to get your hole
Scott: "I see graham pulled last night"
James: "No he didn't. That was his dail-a-shag"
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Calling someone on the phone, while intoxicated, to tell them
1--what you really think.
2--something they should really know
3--Confess to something you did to them
While Drunk Dialing my ex-mother-in-law, I explained to her exactly what was wrong with her son, including his sexual habits.
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The opposite of Butt Dialed. When a person puts their phone in the front pocket of a jacket or hoodie, and their large fupa dails an unsuspecting person. Fupa Dialed is the past tense form.
"My grandmother Fupa Dialed me yesterday and I had to listen to her fat stomach slap back and forth"
"Fupa Dialing is fucking gross dude"
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A small slit eyed asian woman that is imported to your home country for general chores cooking, cleaning, looking after kids, and any type of fucking that there original wife wouldnt do, e.g. Anal, spunk swallowing, leting them piss on them, chest shitting etc. !
Usally Bought by a fat ugly rich pig man, who then trade them in after a couple of years for a younger Ting Tong !
N.B. Extreme caution must be taken when importing a ting tong (Asian Bride) Because they may be after a passport, VISA, Your Money or all of the previous. There is also a high chance the are equipped with a penis and then you will get fucked !
Chris " Hey Gary I like you Dial A Bride, Was she cheap ? "
Gary " Yes she was half price and buy one get one free"
Chris " Great Im gonna get me one of those ! "
Gary " Be careful mate my free one has a cock, and fuck me in my sleep one night, though I liked it.
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An act usually performed late at night in a drunken stuper
when the person resorts to calling late night ugly booty calls.
Hey where's Andy at?
Oh he could'nt land a skank at the bar so he's probably at home playing dial a beast.
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Drug-dealing operation where drug dealer(s) are contacted by phone and/or text messaging to distribute drugs.
(Hey drug dealers, if my definition is inaccurate .. please submit your own definition)
Police believe the "dial-a-dope" dealers were receiving hundreds of telephone orders each week.
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The act of calling someone while your phone is pressed up against your junk while in your pocket or lap.
I looked down at my lap and realized I had junk dialled Meagan, next time I'm not keeping my phone next to my junk.
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