designated diary

When you've drunk enough to have fun, but not enough to forget what will happen. The next day everyone comes and asks you exactly what happened at that party.

"I was so fucked up last night. I didn't auctually kill that kitten did I?
Chelsea frowned. "Fuck off Dan, I'm not your designated diary."

Diary

a person very sensitive. A person that is always distracted, awkward and funny weird. Diary takes every opinion so personnaly , thinks like all things concerned him/her . Diary always do and act in the way that Diary thinks people would like to fit in the society. Diary have a high complex of him/herself and is always lost in her/his overthinking.

Look at Diary, she always tries to be liked by everyone. she even lost her personnality .

Diary

that thing your brother would kill for

no, you’re not looking inside my diary!