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It's not the dice cube that is unlucky, it's you buddy. You are the unlucky one here in this game called life.
Fuck the dice cubes are unlucky! I lost 5 grand.
Nah man, you are unlucky.
The Unlucky Dice is simply a myth.
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A corporate antonym related to Swedish game developer DICE, used to describe the process of fixing something but in essence not even trying to fix it, making the initial problem even worse, or breaking something else that's completely unrelated.
"I took my car to the Mercedes dealership and they DICE fixed it. I only went in to get the radio interference looked at, and now my car won't start"
A term coined on Fandible Actual Play Podcast. It describes an inexplicable and statistically improbable streak of poor dice luck. Which renders the most meticulously crafted characters impotent and without warning changes the direction of a story.
David: This ladies and gentlemen is my third one in a row. I present to you David Dice.
GM: Well you did get that two earlier. So it wasn't three ones in a row at least. Also, you think the kindly old lady is an assassin.
The act of rolling imaginary dice, also used to symbolize the act of grabbing a nutsack. Commonly used in Nassau county on Long Island.
"Yo! Jerry just started rollin' the dice!"
The guy at the gaming table who gathers any dice on the floor after a gaming session.
"Hey Ollie, your the dice dog, go and get my d20 bitch."
A dice game played with 2 - 4 people, resembling standard bar dice. It is played in a bathroom tub, usually with all players still fully clothed. Mixed gender is preferred, alcohol enhances players performances. It is based on the ancient dice games played by Romans in the public bath houses.
Bored with the regular drinking games, the party moved to the bathroom to play a round of Roman Dice.
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If a girl eats diced pineapple, her pussy gonna taste better
-Last night I ate this girl vagina. She tasted so good.
-I bet she's eating loads of diced pineapples.
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