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No, really, why did you look this up?
Come on, why did you look this up? Come and be a, why did you look this up? Oliver, Josh, Jack and Ben. LoL Yolo. 🤗💩🦄😇😱🖕
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No, really, why did you look this up?
Come on, why did you look this up? Come and be a, why did you look this up? Oliver, Josh, Jack and Ben. LoL Yolo. 🤗💩🦄😇😱🖕
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Did you have sex with my barn owl is what to ask when you find your barn owl at the neighbor's, dressed in gaudy lingerie and smelling of cheap booze and jizz.
A positive answer can wreck a barn owl's reputation.
Frontenac was obliged to ask, "Did you have sex with my barn owl?" when he found "Barney" at his neighbor's in a compromising position.
He was extremely relieved to hear the answer, "No, we just got to third base."
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No, really, why did you look this up?
Come on, why did you look this up? Come and be a, why did you look this up? Oliver, Josh, Jack and Ben. LoL Yolo. 🤗💩🦄😇😱🖕
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No, really, why did you look this up?
Come on, why did you look this up? Come and be a, why did you look this up? Oliver, Josh, Jack and Ben. LoL Yolo. 🤗💩🦄😇😱🖕
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This is a phrase Mayar says when she thinks I did something stupid or I said I like something and she thinks I am so weird because of that.
I like eating tomatoes!
Mayar: .......YOU DID NOT......bye-
I like *says song name*
Mayar: YOUSEF- UMMM...... YOU DID NOT-
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Hym "But you did! It's probably better not to because it would totally discredit your position hahahahaha! That's hilarious. Hey, I wouldn't want to be associated with me either. (Which is why I omitted some names in my original draft) but, hey, I am clearly doing a great job over here. I tend to do that from time to time. Lemme just reach over here and give myself a little pat on the ol' backarooney *pat* *pat* *pat* Good job me!"
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