daytona diet

A diet that only consists of Publix subs and cocaine.

Girl: How do you stay so fit?
Guy: I work out about 10 minutes a day but my real secret to having this great bod is from a strict diet called the Daytona diet.
Girl: What’s a Daytona diet?
Guy: Publix subs and cocaine.
Girl: Wow that’s hot.

Diet-Chad

A male consisting of the expected Chad physique, however, he contains the mental deficiency of a beta virgin loser. He is a disgrace to legitimate Chad's.

Jerry is a total diet-Chad, he may look the part, but his voice is too high pitched from all the soy he consumes.

Stripper's Diet

Cocaine and water.

Candy asks Tabitha how to lose a few pounds. She slyly recommends the Stripper's Diet: cocaine and water, that's all it takes.

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Diet Water

A clear alcoholic drink in a water bottle, esp. vodka.

Hey this isn't water! It must be diet water.

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Paleo Diet

A generally sensible approach to nutrition based on how humans ancestors from the Paleolithic era ate, which has little resemblance to how human Paleolithic ancestors ate or the foods they actually consumed.

The Paleo Diet helped Mr Jones lose 30lbs

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Coke Diet

Instead of ppl using Diet Coke 2 loose weight,calories or wat ever dey use it 4. They use COCAINE to loose weight.

my gf gave up diet coke 4 coke diet

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Gamer Diet

How some gamers stay thin.
Consists of playing games until one develops the shakes. then getting up grabbing enough food to allow you to continue playing and heading back to the game.
Said gamer usually only consumes food once per day on this diet.

dude did you hear jake lost 15 pounds last week on the gamer diet!

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