A stupid person who looks like a prostitue on a daily basis
Oh mate you look like a ''dike'
Dike: noun) a dike is a word that an idiot named Caleb would say instead of dick because it’s slightly simaler but he really just sounds dumb
Caleb: dike, dike, dike, dike
Me: STFU DUMBASS
Amber is such a hoe dike, she slept with all the girls on the block!
A female who is not a lesbian, but could snatch a bitch if she wanted to. She can perform just as well as a male.
The straight dike Amanda just took Stacy away from Brad!
N: an attractive lesbian who dresses like a man.
Loafy is such a doe dike, with her bike and her man pants..but she's got the cutest cheeks in the world!
Sexually transmitted obesity. The symptoms include: Dry mouth and Vagina, with low to zero vitamin D
That pussy tasted so good; Now I got Dike-abetes.